Thursday, April 12, 2012

Brazil - Rio de Janeiro



November 17, 2011 was a day that, without me realizing it at the time, would drastically affect my trip to Rio.

Dan and Jason and I were on the same flight, so we shared a cab to the airport. When I got to the check-in counter they scanned my passport and no record came up. I figured there must be some mistake, so I pulled up the confirmation email. I was right, there was a mistake. I had input my flight details for February 17 when I was booked to fly on the 16th. When had I booked that flight? November 17.

While Dan and Jason went past security, I put myself on standby. I was told to wait and check in 45 minutes before the flight to know whether or not I’d made it. For the next hour I sat in the main terminal researching every which way I could get to Rio if I wasn’t on the flight. I didn’t matter. I got on. I rushed through the terminal with only 20 minutes left to board. Again, didn’t matter. The flight was delayed. When we actually got on the plane, I counted five empty seats. Figures.

I arrived in Rio, got to the hostel, dropped everything, and grabbed a beer. I stayed a few blocks from the arches and the main square in Lapa and the streets were teeming with people. Busses, taxis and cars were at a standstill while locals and tourists alike were drinking and dancing around. This would become a running theme. Lapa was one of the hot spots of Carnaval. The two guys I went out with were from Melbourne – Adam and Spencer. There would be a lot more partying with them to come. As we’re walking around the streets, out of the crowd I hear a “CALIFORNIA!” I turn around and see two girls I’d met in Peru. They were part of a long train of people dancing. I was so shocked to see them that it took a moment for me to register what was going on. By the time I could even respond, they were swallowed up in the crowd. I went in search of them but found nothing. In doing so I got separated from Spencer and Adam. By now it was late, I was drunk, and ready for bed.

The next day was a bit of a wash. Most of the hostel was hungover, myself included. There were talks of going to the beach but nothing ever came of it. By the time anyone had rallied together to do something it was early evening. So “doing something” became “drinking something.”

I went back out into the Lapa streets for another night of dancing. Unfortunately this night I got a little carried away and forgot to be mindful of my surroundings. In Rio, muggings and pickpockets are highly common. I was no less immune than anyone else. As we went out into the streets I got swallowed up in a crowd of people. In most circumstances I am aware of my pockets. This time, however, I had gotten so lost in the music and atmosphere that I forgot all about it. Big mistake. When I came out of the crowd, I checked my shorts. My camera was gone. Money and phone were still intact, but even putting everything in the cargo pockets of my shorts did no use.

Despite the loss, I was having so much fun that I almost didn’t care. Again the melee that was Lapa separated me from Spencer and Adam. And oddly enough, I ran into Tim and Josh, the two Aussies I hiked Macchu Piccu with. I joined their group and continued partying the rest of the night.

My hostel room consisted of five guys and one girl. The next morning was the first time that we all caught a glimpse of her morning routine. It consisted of getting completely naked in front of everyone and lathering herself for a good 45 minutes before getting dressed. That morning all of us were in the room while she did it. Being that all of us were either hungover or still drunk, we all had a good laugh about it. Especially her.

Adam, Spencer and I set off for the beach in the afternoon. We went to Copacabana to meet up with a friend Spencer had made earlier in his trip. However, getting there was turning into a problem. A block party had just ended and there were swarms of people trying to leave Lapa. The line for the subway was horrendously long and it was impossible to find a taxi. When we did, they wanted to charge a 50 Reai flat fee. Normally on a meter it would be less than 25. After nearly an hour of searching for something, we were able to find a bus. And that’s when things got interesting.

When we got on, there was a whole slew of screaming. One woman was yelling at the driver then towards the back. The driver then starts yelling at this group of kids roughly 10 to12 years old. The bus continued on down the street but the commotion refused to die down. Another few minutes of chaos passed before the bus driver stopped. He got out and called over a couple of cops. The kids then proceeded to jump out the bus windows and run down the street.  The bus erupted into cheers and we were back on our way.

Spencer, Adam and I just looked at each other like “what the hell just happened.” It wasn’t until a little while later that a bi-lingual woman explained what happened. Apparently the kids in the back were smoking and the woman was complaining that her son couldn’t breathe. She asked the kids to stop and they told her to “fuck off.”

You see some crazy things when you’re travelling.

Spencer’s friends: Sebastian, Ella and Leanne are all from England and all really cool people. We spent the next couple hours on the beach lounging in the sand and soaking up the sun. After a while, Spencer went back to the hostel to meet up with Tony Garnicki, a buddy of mine from high school. He is also the first person I know from home to have met me on the road.

We were off to the Sambadrome to see the world famous Carnaval parade. Tickets for the good sections were being sold for anywhere between 400 to 650 Reais. (roughly 250 to 330 USD) We were told that scalping tickets would yield a price for roughly half that. And that’s when our adventure began. The first broker we ran across was missing an arm, had a glass eye, and refused to show us the tickets before hand. Needless to say, we didn’t trust him and moved on.

The next broker tried to sell us a good section for 400. We tried to get him down to 300, but he wasn’t budging at 350. While we were continuing to barter, a young couple from Argentina came up to us and offered to sell us two for 300 a piece. We needed three and they were gracious enough to find another broker who would sell one to us for 300 as well.

Minutes later we had tickets and were inside the Sambadrome. Upon entry, ushers are there to hand you loads of programs and schedules and condoms. Yes…condoms. I guess there’s a lot of fucking in the bathrooms? The entire place is crammed with energy. People get absolutely amped for the parade and with good reason. Over two nights a collection of 12 to 13 schools have their own parade. Each school is given one song, which is played on repeat for the entire 90 minutes that they parade down this stadium. This is something they plan all year for and it shows. There’s an insane amount of detail put into each float, and each school has about ten. In between the floats there are hundreds of people parading down the aisle. Each group dressed in some different elaborately themed costume. All of this is to celebrate their song and the theme they’ve come up with to match it. Meanwhile, everyone in the stands is dancing the entire time. It’s unlike anything I’d ever seen before.

As an outsider and non-Portuguese speaker it can get a little redundant. I believe if you knew the background to each school’s theme and understood it’s meaning, it would be a lot more enjoyable. Regardless, I enjoyed it tremendously. The only reason we didn’t stay longer is because it goes until 530am. We left at 230am so we could get some shred of sleep before our big day tomorrow.

After an early miscommunication and an hour delay, we were all headed towards the south of the city for the most quintessential thing you could do in Rio: Hang gliding. Adam, Spencer, Tony and I were picked up by our tour guide Fernando and taken through the streets and mountains of Santa Teresa. This section of town is one reason I would love to go back. The houses are all nestled in the hills above the city and offer stunning views. There used to be a cable car that ran through but was shut down due to an accident. If it ever gets back up and running, this would be a must-see in Rio.

Hang gliding takes place well past the tourist spots of Copacabana, Ipanema and Leblond at the Sao Conrado beach. Because of our tardiness, Fernando had to scramble to find two instructors last minute. This meant that only two of us could go at a time. While Spencer and Adam went up, Tony and I hung back on the beach talking with Fernando. He’s about 60, but he’s one of the most spry, upbeat 60 year olds I’ve ever met. He told us about his 25 years as a Hang glider test pilot and how at one time he’d been able to fly for well over an hour all the way out to the Christ the Redeemer statue and back to land on the beach. What’s impressive is that not only is the statue a significant distance from the takeoff point; it’s also at a higher elevation. He had to hit multiple hot air pockets to pick him back up. When you actually see the distance in real life, it’s mind blowing.

After an hour of stories Adam and Spencer had gotten their flight in and it was Tony’s and my turn. We were driven up the mountain and waited in line as our instructors set up the gliders. The take off platform is 550m (1800ft) up the hill. You watch everyone else in front of you running off this ledge and just gliding gracefully down towards the beach. About all the instruction you get is to practice running in unison with the instructor and you’re told not to jump, just run straight off. Seems natural, right? Much like skydiving, you try not to think about it and just focus on how much fun it’s going to be. Easier said than done. I wasn’t nervous until I actually got onto the platform and was staring down the runway dropoffx.

You aren’t given much time to think before you’re running and are off the platform. There’s a split second of drop before the wind catches you and you’re floating over this massive canyon of jungle. It’s an amazing experience. It’s actually pretty relaxing to let the wind carry you like that. We were in the air for about 15 minutes as we circled down towards the beach where we landed rather ungracefully.

After a 45-minute pit-stop inside a favela market to pick up a phone for Adam, we were off into the mountains for a scenic drive. Coupled with some absolutely stunning views of the city (which is unbelievably large – and unbelievably picturesque) it was really nice to be in the tranquility of the jungle rather than the hustle and bustle of the city.

As the afternoon grew later, we went up to Christ the Redeemer. We got there around 6pm. The crowds had died down but it was still fairly well packed. The statue was pretty cool (apparently it’s the largest Art Deco statue in the world) but more importantly the placement of it offers some of the best views in the city. What struck me as fascinating is that the reason the statue was built was not because of the large Catholic population of Brazil – which it does have – but mainly as a tourist attraction for a growing city.

Our next and final stop was Sugar Loaf Mountain. We stopped at the car park near the walk up and had some Açaí (pronounced Ah-sah-ee – NOT Ah-kai) with granola. This is like an Açaí slushee and it’s extremely delicious. After our quick snack, we went for a half our hike to skip the first gondola. This is when I found out how spry Fernando really was. This hike was almost straight uphill and he led the entire way. None of our “young” legs could even keep pace with him. We got to the gondola and took it up to the mountain just in time to catch sunset.

The sun setting over Rio is probably the most amazing sunset I’ve ever seen. The landscape of the city nestled amongst the rolling hills makes for one of the most picturesque settings. The sun setting behind it only adds to its beauty. After the sun dropped we went back to Lapa to meet up with Ella, Leslie & Sebastian where we partied the night away.

Fat Tuesday was spent capping off an awesome week Carnaval by joining a blocco and partying on the beach. Spencer and I went out into the streets to join an early afternoon blocco. This largely consists of a small truck with a sound system, a marching band, and a singer. Large swarms of people swarm in and dance and sing about as they swarm through the streets playing music. It all lasts for a few hours and….IT’S SO MUCH FUN!

After that was done a large group of people from the hostel went down to Ipanema. We bought a couple handles of liquor, a few bottles of coke and created a party on the beach. In all, there were probably a good twenty of us together. We stayed on the beach drinking and bullshitting with each other as we watched the sun set behind us. After dark we wandered the streets of Ipanema in search of some mischief to get into. But all we were able to find was the metro station. I have no idea how we ended up in there – one minute we were in a crowd, the next minute we were in the metro station. Oh well. It was time to go back anyways. Back in Lapa we did the same thing we’d done every night before.

The next day I was scheduled to leave for Santiago. After my fiasco in Uruguay, I was completely paranoid about screwing up another flight. Turns out that paranoia was warranted. My booking was for November 22, 2011. When did I book this flight? You guessed it – November 17, 2011. Oops.

Instead I extended my stay a night and booked a flight to Mendoza for the next day.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Uruguay - Montevideo (Pictures)














Uruguay - Montevideo


I’d made it back after my adventure to Iguazu was absolutely beat. It was late enough that I really only wanted to sleep. But I couldn’t. I’d been put in the downstairs bedroom that had no air conditioning, no fan, and no airflow. In humid Montevideo, this was a problem. I tossed and turned for hours and began to itch. It was a miserable night and I’m pretty sure I had bedbugs.

Having not showered since before I left for Iguazu Falls, my first priority the next morning was a nice long hot shower. My second priority was doing my laundry. The third and most important thing I did was lie on the beach. I spent nearly two hours roasting in the sun, but couldn’t handle any more than that. I was sweating so profusely that everything I had was soaking wet when I left.

There’s very little to do in Montevideo in terms of tourism. The next day I went downtown with a couple of Canadians who were also biding their time before flying to Rio. After our little adventure we met up with two other Canadians, a brother and sister, who had just arrived in town. We all walked down to the beach, which was much more packed than the previous day, this despite the overcast weather. As we walked along the beach, I couldn’t help but notice everyone starting at the girl in our group. It wasn’t until a family walked by and the father started motioning to his daughters about this girls eyes, that I realized why everyone was staring. This girl had some of the most ice blue eyes I’d ever seen. Just like a husky.

We lasted maybe twenty minutes at the beach before it started pouring. The rain lasted will into the night, which found us hanging around the hostel with other fellow travellers. It’s also the first time I met another backpacker that I absolutely despised. Normally I get along with everyone just fine. But this guy had a snarky response to absolutely everything. Wherever you were going, he’d either been and didn’t like or wasn’t worth his time. He spent the entire night telling you how important his travels were and how meaningless yours were going to be.

Iguazu Falls (Pictures)

























Iguazu Falls


Here began an epic journey of border hopping:

            Four days
            Four countries
            Five border crossings

My stay in Buenos Aires had ended and I was off for Montevideo. The first half of my day was spent writing postcards and nursing my hangover. The second half of my day was spent on a ferry to Uruguay.

Day two was another travel day, however my flight wasn’t until 530pm. I packed my daypack with enough clothes and toiletries to last me two full days then locked my big backpack up at the hostel.

With nothing to do and a few hours to kill, I walked a half hour into town and went to their weekly open-air market. I swear, every South American city has this on Sundays. In my eyes, most of what was for sale was junk. However there were plenty of stands to buy fresh fruit or even … pets. After an hour of wasting time, I walked back to cool down before going to the airport. It was ridiculously humid in Montevideo and I was drenched in sweat.

Then came border number two; my flight from Montevideo to Foz do Iguassu (The Brazilian side of the falls). I got into the hostel and booked a day trip to the Argentinian side for the next day. The guy at the front desk was a huge pothead and one he found out I was from California, it was all over. He would not stop talking about weed. Clearly the Golden State has a fantastic reputation.


Throughout my travels, I had run into several people who had already been to Iguazu Falls. It was unanimous that the Argentinian side was better and deserved a full day.

Talk about an understatement.

I took a shuttle across the border (number three for those of you counting) with a group of guys from Tokyo. Once inside, we split apart and I explored on my own. Some 80 or 90 percent of the falls lie in Argentina and there are three sets of trails. I was told to work my up from the smaller sections and save Devil’s Throat for last, so that’s what I did.

The lower trails are an extensive series of paths that traverse the base of the south end of the falls. They’re also the way you get over to the island that splits the falls in half. The whole area was breathtaking. You’ll be walking through the jungle and all of a sudden step into a clearing where there’s a massive stream of water shooting off a cliff in front of you. Once I had wandered much of the lower trails I took a boat tour. I wasn’t exactly prepared for it either.

The tour started off fairly mild, but I should have known better. You’re told to put all your valuables in a big waterproof bag and then the guide says “you can take off your shoes if you like.” This should have been a giant red flag. The boat goes underneath a small waterfall that gets a few people wet but, for the most part, you only get sprayed with mist. Then the boat goes into another part of the falls. This one is much bigger. So much so that everyone gets absolutely drenched. The boat comes out of the falls … and just to make sure everyone gets properly wet, goes straight back in, .

When I got back on dry land, everything I had on was dripping wet. So I sat down on a set of rocks and took off my shirt, socks and shoes to let them dry out a little bit. After a few minutes though, I said “fuck it” and tied my shirt and socks to my backpack. I stuck my shoes back on and walked around like that the rest of the day.

It was then off to the middle trail. It’s much shorter than the lower trails and mainly covers the top of the waterfalls you’ve just seen from below. By now it was mid-afternoon and I went to the third and final trail. It’s so far out of the way that you have to take a small train to get up there. Then it’s another kilometer walk over water and you’re standing over top of the mouth, otherwise known as Devil’s Throat. Roughly 60 percent of the total water flow at Iguazu travels through here, and it’s massive. All that water causes a massive cloud that covers you in a film of mist. Still soaked from the day's activities, I went back to the main entrance and waited out the next hour for our shuttle. The ride back took us through the same border we crossed that morning (yup, number four).

The next day I spent hanging with three lads from Manchester I’d met the previous night. It took us an hour to get into town by bus and catch our transfer. From there it took another 45 minutes to actually get to the park. By now it was already 3pm and I needed to be at the airport by 630pm. We rushed through the park, which is fine because it pales in comparison to the Argentinian side. In fact, I could have only gone to the Argentinian side and been content.

It’s fortunate I only had a daypack, because by the time we finished with the falls we were closing in on 6pm. My intention was to come back to the hostel and check out. However both the park and the airport are way on the outskirts of town. They’re only a few stops from each other. By now it seemed idiotic to travel all the way into town just to come right back to the airport.

We boarded the bus and it took us towards town. However, unlike our bus to the park, it didn’t turn in to the airport. It just kept going. I had to jump off at the next stop and walk.

So, there I am in the middle of nowhere, walking down this desolate country road all by myself. It took me a good 30 minutes, but I made it. In retrospect it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

Oh, and I never actually paid that hostel bill…oops.

I flew back to Montevideo (number 5) and immediately made another mistake on a bus. The correct bus came to pick us up, but I failed to realize it was travelling the opposite direction from downtown. After ten minutes, we stopped and everyone got off. The driver motioned for me to get off too. Somehow I picked up on the notion this was the end of the line. He was turning around and I needed to get off and buy a new ticket to get to Montevideo.

Fortunately the bus driver realized I was a tourist, so he let me back on with no charge. Sometimes it helps not knowing the language?

And there you have it:

            Four days
            Four countries
            Five border crossings

Why? There are three “giant” waterfalls in the world:

            Niagara Falls (USA/Canada)
            Iguazu Falls (Argentina/Brazil)
            Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe/Zambia)

In terms of size, they all lay claim to some form of "biggest in the world." Niagara has the largest average water flow, Victoria is the tallest and widest, and Iguazu has the highest recorded water
flow at one time.

I’ve now seen two of them. And no, Niagara is not one of them.